May 2013
rhydonmyhardon:
rhydonmyhardon:
why did the goth kid have camouflage on?
he didn’t want to be scene
i have two moods:
touch me
don’t touch me
jpkitty:
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
svveetlemonade:
i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation
fatkidinmath:
im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me
urbancatfitters:
careful or u’ll trip over my low self esteem
sowwy:
danieldempsey:
My dude straight loving him some nsync.
I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD
royalteens:
i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat
stinkyminaj:
*trips on acid* *apologizes to acid*